Zombie Apocalypse: Best Baseball Bat or Golf Club?
Pulled out my trusty Louisville Slugger the other day and got to thinkin', would this do me better in a wacky Walking Dead scenario or would the old 5-iron hold up stronger? Now, before anyone chimes in about how we 'ought to be focusin' on real-world scenarios,' let's remember we're all here for a chuckle or two, right?
Just imagine a horde of undead, shambling towards your stronghold, and there you are, standing tall, armed with...a sports equipment. Kinda ridiculous, huh? But it'd be a real knee-slapper to see someone whacking away at walkers with a 9-iron on the 18th hole! And yet, don't forget what cricket bat did in Shaun of the Dead.
Alright, your turn, folks. If you had to pick,
Just imagine a horde of undead, shambling towards your stronghold, and there you are, standing tall, armed with...a sports equipment. Kinda ridiculous, huh? But it'd be a real knee-slapper to see someone whacking away at walkers with a 9-iron on the 18th hole! And yet, don't forget what cricket bat did in Shaun of the Dead.
Alright, your turn, folks. If you had to pick,