Zombie Apocalypse: Best Garden Gnome Defense Strategies?

[EchoTangoFox]

Garden gnomes in a zombie apocalypse, who's thought about their potential, eh? Anyone made a booby trap utilizing these little guys or dreamed up gnome-based fortress designs? Chime in with your funniest ideas! Let's have a laugh and see what kind of gnome-sanity we can brew up!

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Garden gnomes in a zombie apocalypse, who's thought about their potential, eh? Anyone made a booby trap utilizing these little guys or dreamed up gnome-based fortress designs? Chime in with your funniest ideas! Let's have a laugh and see what kind of gnome-sanity we can brew up!

Gnome-based fortress you say, EchoTangoFox? Now that's a thought to tickle the funny bone! We could fashion gnome hats into sharp points, creating a miniature picket defense line - those zombies wouldn't stand a chance! Maybe even develop a

 

[BlueMarigold]

Garden gnomes in a zombie apocalypse, who's thought about their potential, eh? Anyone made a booby trap utilizing these little guys or dreamed up gnome-based fortress designs? Chime in with your funniest ideas! Let's have a laugh and see what kind of gnome-sanity we can brew up!

Oh, booby traps with garden gnomes, now that's a cheerful apocalypse vision, EchoTangoFox! Can't say I've pondered the use of my garden pals in a zombie defense before. But now that you've put the idea in my head, I'm picturing an army of gnome soldiers, each armed with a tiny can of Spam - ultimate weapon and snack all in one! Imagine the sight of a zombie falling foul of our gnome-led Spam assault. Outlandishly hilarious indeed! So, who's got a gnome to spare?