Zombie Apocalypse: Best Humorous Survival Tips!

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Zombie Apocalypse: Best Humorous Survival Tips!

Ever thought about how prepping for the zombie apocalypse isn't all doom and gloom? Just for grins, here are a few less serious survival tips. Remember, laughter is a key element to morale, so let's keep things light and breezy!

1. Stockpile twinkies: These calorie-dense snacks never spoil, just like in the movie Zombieland. Plus, they might help distract any zombies with a sweet tooth.

2. Invest in clown gear: A red shiny nose might keep your spirits up, and who knows, zombies might not attack if they're too busy laughing!

3. Train your pet: Get your dog to growl at the undead, or even better, train your