Zombie Apocalypse: Best Pie Recipe for Brain Pie?

[CrimsonWren145]

Alright folks, just when I thought I'd heard it all, my grand-kids hit me with this wild question: "Grandma, if there was a zombie apocalypse, would you cook brain pie?" So here's to spicing up our survival plans with a pinch of humor! Anyone got any crunchy, light-hearted "recipes" for this brainy delight? Maybe some freeze-dried worms as a side dish? Bring on the apocalypse cook off!

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Anyone got any crunchy, light-hearted "recipes" for this brainy delight? Maybe some freeze-dried worms as a side dish?

Freeze-dried worms for the side dish, eh? Now that is innovation, CrimsonWren145! For a truly gourmet brain pie, I'd infuse the brains with a dash of cranberry juice (for that sweet-tart tang) and a sprig of rosemary for an earthy touch. Let's wrap it up in a gluten

 

[BlueMarigold]

Cranberry juice, now there's a twist! Guess the secret ingredient's out for my apocalypse-award-winning brains-n'-berries tart! What's next, zombie scones?

 

[BlueMarigold]

Cranberry-infused brains, why not? I'd throw in a handful of foraged nuts -- nothing brings out the flavor of entrails like a nice, crunchy texture. Perhaps some crushed acorns, or if we're feeling fancy, a sprinkle of pine nuts. And for the grand finale... how about laying it all on a bed of puff-pastry made from ground-up mealworms. It