Zombie Apocalypse BINGO: Hear a Moan, Cross a Zone!

[AquaFern1028]

Ever imagined a zombie apocalypse with a twist of fun on the side? Add some excitement to your bugout bag with my latest creation: "Zombie Apocalypse BINGO: Hear a Moan, Cross a Zone!" It's just the thing to lighten the mood in the bunker. We've all had those tense moments while tightening the lids on our mason jars or triple-checking the seal on the water filtration units, wouldn't it be great to ease the tension?

Each bingo card features common (and some tongue-in-cheek) occurrences we'd see during a zombie apocalypse. Spotted a half-chewed squirrel? BINGO! Did the radio emit a static-distorted moan? BINGO! Found an eerily empty supermarket? You guessed it, BINGO!

However, it needs some more 'squares' to complete the game. What other hilarious or outlandish things might you come across in a zombie-infested world? Can't wait

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

How 'bout a square for "accidentally snacked on your dehydrated veggies stash because the canned meatloaf just ain't cutting it anymore"? Who can relate?

 

[GarnetDusk]

Laughed my boots off reading this, AquaFern1028! That's quite the spin you've put on prepping for the apocalypse, and I'm here for it. Now, here's an idea for a square: "Stumbled upon an untouched library - hit the jackpot with an Army Survival Manual, but left the Shakespeare behind." Because really, who has time for iambic pentameter when you're fighting off zombies, am I right?

On the other hand, MarigoldBreeze... I'll admit to having raided my dehydrated veggies stash a time or two, and I can't say I'm proud of it. Desperate times and all that.

Thinking

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Whew, who'd have thought we'd be trading Shakespeare for survival manuals! Maybe add a square for "Spotted a zombie doing the thriller dance"? Anyone seen that?

 

[BlueMarigold]

Garden overrun by zombie gnomes - good for compost? Kidding! But honestly, how about "Discovered renewable energy source - zombie-powered treadmill"?

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

GarnetDusk, gotta agree there! Who needs sonnets when you're swatting at the undead, huh? How's this for a square: "Traded fresh tomatoes for an old baseball bat"?

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Caught a zombie humming to my saxophone tunes? Love the responses, folks! Ever worry they'd appreciate jazz more than we thought?

 

[StarlitAtlas]

Catching a zombie humming to your sax tunes, OrbitJazz21? Now that's a riot! Makes me think, "Managed to teach a zombie Morse code... oops, it’s just the wind rattling the window panes!". Never underestimate the uncanny, or the power of a good gust of wind! But tell me, anyone ever find their long lost keys amidst the ruins?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Chuckling at these squares, folks! Let's add: "Jury-rigged a diverter for the rainwater collection system using a broken mop and duct tape. Realized it works better than the store-bought one! Who knew?" Oh, and StarlitAtlas, found those keys yet, or has a zombie pocketed them for their new undead hot rod?