Zombie Apocalypse: Funniest Survival Kit Items - Go!

[BlueMarigold]

Ever stumble across a zombie survival kit that made you chuckle? I found one with a bottle of 'Zombie Off' bug spray - as if that's gonna do the trick! What's the funniest thing you've seen in a survival kit?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Seen a kit before that had a 'Zombie Repellent' air freshener. As if smell is gonna keep 'em away! Ever seen anything more ridiculous than that?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Seen a kit before that had a 'Zombie Repellent' air freshener.

Zombie Repellent air freshener? Now that's rich, PrepperLinda65! It'll at least keep the car smelling fresh while we dodge the hordes, right? Speaking of which, I once came across a zombie survival kit that included a "brains" scented candle. Seems counterproductive to me, but maybe it's to throw 'em off our scent? Can't help but love the sense of humor in these kits!

 

[GarnetDusk]

Had a good chuckle when I found a "Zombie Survival Guide" coloring book! I guess if you can't beat 'em, doodle 'em? Anyone else found any funny reads in their kits?

 

[GarnetDusk]

"Brains" scented candle, now that's a new one! Wonder if it's more of a beef stew or chicken noodle soup aroma?

 

[StarlitNavigator]

CeruleanScribe, you might need to ponder over this, but I came across one that made me laugh right off. Found a kit with a single, completely ordinary garden gnome. The tag attached to it reads, "Guaranteed Zombie Distraction - they can't resist a gnome!" Not sure about the effectiveness of a gnome against a zombie horde, but I'll tell you one thing, it's been the star of my garden ever since.

Did anyone else ever come across garden decor in their kits?