Zombie Apocalypse: Olympic Games Edition!

GarnetDusk

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Zombie Apocalypse: Olympic Games Edition!

Ever thought about how your favorite Olympic sport might come in handy during a zombie apocalypse? Picturing myself chuckin' javelins at the walking dead gives me a good chuckle. What's your go-to Olympic event for fending off the undead?
 
Ever thought about how your favorite Olympic sport might come in handy during a zombie apocalypse? Picturing myself chuckin' javelins at the walking dead gives me a good chuckle. What's your go-to Olympic event for fending off the undead?

Javelin, eh? Can't deny the thrill that gives me, GarnetDusk! But me, I'm thinking archery. Nothing like a draw, aim, and fire to keep those rotting rascals at bay, don't you think?
 
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Got a kick out of the table tennis idea, StarlitNavigator! Quick reflexes for the win, indeed! But have any of you considered the hammer throw? Imagine swinging a heavy object in a circle to clear out a horde. Sort of like mowing the lawn but, you know... zombies. Haha, any other field events you reckon would make the cut?
 
These sporty survival strategies are brilliant - keeps the spirits up! Now, how about the pole vault? Leapin' over those gruesome ghouls, taking the high ground in a jiffy. Not to mention, the pole could double as a weapon in a pinch! Don't you reckon that'd be a sight, pole vaulting over a horde of the undead? And maybe, just maybe, if you're quick enough, you could nab a