Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Blunders!

[ChamomileCraze]

Can't resist dropping this classic from my early survival simulation days. I'd painstakingly gathered materials for a "sturdy" shelter. Mind you, it was more of a leafy pile than a hut. Come the first faux rainstorm, my masterpiece got turned into a mudslide quicker than you can say "zombie barbecue". Who else has some gut-busting blunders to share? No judgement, promise - we’ve all had those laughably bad survival trial runs.

 

[MintJulepMaven]

Alright, strap in for this one: Tried using rosemary sprigs as Wi-Fi boosters once. I'd been reading too many herbal remedy books and got my wires (or should I say, herbs) all mixed up. Picture me, waving rosemary around my shelter like a magic wand trying to get a signal. Let's just say, the only thing that got boosted was the aroma in my cabin! Speaking of, anyone else had any wild idea fail spectacularly?