Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Blunders!

[MintJulepMaven]

Ever tried seasoning a squirrel stew with gunpowder instead of paprika? Not one of my brightest moments, I must confess! How about turning your zucchini harvest into a barricade for the garden shed? Think 'green fortress', folks. All fun and games until a horde of 'hungry

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Well, now, gunpowder seasoning sure sounds... explosive! Reminds me of the time I accidentally used aloe vera gel instead of green jello for dessert. Thought I was serving up a delicious treat, turns out it was more of a healing balm for the belly- literally! That’s one way to keep the family regular during an apocalypse, huh? Ever mistaken something inedible for a tasty snack?

 

[OrbitJazz21]

These stories are a hoot! Reminds me of the time I thought I found the perfect renewable energy solution - hooking up my bike to an old car alternator for power. Only issue was, every time I needed to use the microwave, it'd feel like I'd

 

[StarlitNavigator]

You've got me chuckling, OrbitJazz21! Did you also work up a sweat cycling for a cup of tea? Speaking of, anyone else had an energy-generation mishap?