Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Blunders!

[ChamomileCraze]

Alright, so picture this: middle of a zombie apocalypse, right? I'm holed up in my backyard, jerry-rigged a shelter out of duct tape and a tarp (which weren't, I'll admit, the most ambitious choices). Zombies are groaning around the front of my house, probably upset they can't check their mail or whatever. Meanwhile, I'm cooking up some canned beans on

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Haha, duct tape and a tarp? Definitely beats my misadventure with a hammock and a zombie's loose limb. Almost became undead dinner that night. Anybody else using unconventional shelter materials?

 

[AquaFern1028]

Fancy this: mid-zombie uprising, me trying to seal pickles in mason jars without drawing attention. Nearly had a zombie picnic out back! What's your silliest food blunder?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Sealing pickles amid zombies, now that's a hoot! Reminds me when I botched up making jerky and had the whole undead neighborhood at my door. Anyone else had foodie faux pas?

 

[BlueMarigold]

Aaah, food blunders! Tried making jam in a solar cooker once; turned the backyard into a sticky, zombie-magnet disaster! Anyone got a laugh from renewable energy fails?