Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Fails

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Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Fails

Once tried starting a fire with damp bark, ended up smoking myself out more than the meat. Who's got a goofier survival flop? We've all been there, so let's have a laugh!
 
Chucked a good one here - almost washed away my own survival hut. Was trying to set up a nifty irrigation system for my vegetable patch (gotta have those greens, even in a zombie apocalypse, right?) and dug trenches leading towards my makeshift cabin instead of away. First big rain and blam, instant moat around the cabin. The zucchini were certainly
 
Oh, those veggies do demand drama, don’t they? Tried growing tomatoes inside once, almost had a sunlamp-induced wildfire. Who knew self-sufficiency could be so sizzling, eh?