Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Outlandish Survival Plans!

[ChamomileCraze]

Ever consider harnessing your green thumb to mitigate the undead problem? I'm thinking a zombie-chomping plant, like something straight out of a "Little Shop of Horrors"! Maybe we could breed daisies with Venus flytraps? It'd keep the apocalypse more scenic, at least! Any other outlandish survival ideas to keep things lighthearted? The wackier, the better!

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Zombie-chomping plant - what a hoot! How about roller skates for quick escapes, just need to dodge the pot holes. Any other wacky ideas out there?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Zombie-chomping plant? Roller skates? You guys crack me up! I'm envisioning a good ol' fashioned barn dance, but invite only for the living. We'll keep the zombies busy with some undead line dancing - just gotta train 'em to follow the beat! Any other bizarre zombie-distracting tactics up anyone's sleeve?