Got a chuckle out of the garlic defenses, ChamomileCraze! Now for my bingo square, I'd pick the HAM radio. Before you shoot down the idea, hear me out. Sure, it might not be useful in bopin' zombies on the head, but we're not all strength and muscle, right? With my trusty radio, I could tune into emergency broadcasts, connect with other survivors, and maybe even suss out where the nasty brain-gobbling mobs are holed up. Use it like a Zombie GPS! Well, kinda. Plus, if things get real dire, I could always use the antenna as an impromptu spear. Not so useless now, huh? Say, what's the wildest thing someone's ever used in a survival situation that you've heard of?