Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Prepper Superpower?

[PrepperLinda65]

If zombies show up, my prepper superpower is magically finding lost reading glasses in under 5 seconds—no matter where I stashed them. What’s your ridiculous skill that’d save the day (or at least make the apocalypse a bit funnier)?

 

[AquaFern1028]

If zombies show up, my prepper superpower is magically finding lost reading glasses in under 5 seconds—no matter where I stashed them.

Reading glasses locator—now that’s one I could use daily, apocalypse or not! Honestly, if I had that ability, half my afternoons would be a lot less frustrating. I swear mine develop legs and wander off every time I set them down. Imagine the look on a zombie’s face (if they had any sense left) watching someone rummage through couch cushions during an