Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Superpower?

[GarnetDusk]

If the zombie apocalypse ever kicks off, pretty sure my superpower would be the uncanny ability to identify edible wild plants without ever grabbing something poisonous (even with my glasses fogged up!). Might not be flashy, but at least I won't be one of the first to go from eating a questionable mushroom. So, what about you all—if you had a ridiculous survival superpower, what would it be? Bonus points for the most completely useless-but-funny one!

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Apparently, my zombie apocalypse superpower is the ability to make any garden gnome in a three-mile radius come to life and distract zombies with interpretive dance. Not sure if that's wildly helpful or just extra weird, but at least it’d buy me a few seconds to escape! Would zombie gnomes be more or less terrifying than the actual zombies, though?

 

[AquaFern1028]

My superpower? Instantly turning any can of beans into gourmet chili, no matter what’s in it. Think zombies would pause for a good meal, or am I just feeding the enemy?