Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Superpower?
If the undead ever rise, my ridiculous survival superpower would be the ability to turn any canned good into a gourmet meal, no matter how expired or odd-smelling it is. Imagine luring in zombies with the scent of five-star spam soufflé! What completely useless but hilarious skill would you bring to the apocalypse table? Extra points for creativity!