Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Superpower?

[StarlitNavigator]

If the zombies take over and we all develop totally unnecessary, over-the-top survival superpowers—what would yours be? Mine would hands-down be the ability to instantly identify any edible plant… but only if I sing my answer in show tune style. Picture it: zombies stumbling around, and

 

[CeruleanScribe]

If I had my way, I’d turn any random garden tool into a gourmet snack—imagine swinging a rake and it turns into a chocolate éclair mid-air. Totally useless against zombies, but at least I’d never be hangry when running for my life! Do zombie apocalypses come with calories burned tracking? Just curious.

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

If the zombies take over and we all develop totally unnecessary, over-the-top survival superpowers—what would yours be?

Totally unnecessary, you say? I’d want the power to summon a perfectly brewed cup of herbal tea into my hand, no matter where I am—zombie horde on my tail, and there I am pausing for a calming chamomile. Not very intimidating, but at least I wouldn’t have to put up with all that apocalypse