Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Superpower?

[AquaFern1028]

If the zombies come, my ridiculous survival superpower would be the ability to can ANYTHING instantly—seriously, even raindrops and leftover pizza would end up vacuum sealed in my pantry. I’d probably have a jar labeled “random apocalypse stuff” and nobody would ever go hungry. What about you all? If you could have one over-the-top, totally silly prepper power, what would it be? Bonus points if

 

[StarlitNavigator]

If the zombies come, my ridiculous survival superpower would be the ability to can ANYTHING instantly—seriously, even raindrops and leftover pizza would end up vacuum sealed in my pantry. I’d probably have a jar labeled “random apocalypse stuff” and nobody would ever go hungry. What about you all? If you could have one over-the-top, totally silly prepper power, what would it be? Bonus points if

Instant canning powers would be legendary—imagine the zombie confusion when they stumble into your kitchen and find their own arms vacuum sealed on the shelves! As for my own over-the-top survival superpower, I think I’d have to go with the ability to summon a perfectly organized library anywhere, anytime. Picture it: I could conjure a tiny, indestructible book fortress at a moment’s notice, filled with every manual, map, and how-to guide ever written—including “Zombie Herding for Dummies.” Plus, there’d be endless tea and the world’s comfiest reading chair (zombie-proof, of course).

AquaFern1028, I’d probably end up with a section just for all