Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Weapon?

[MarigoldBreeze]

If the undead start staggering down my street, I’m grabbing my garden gnome army—nothing says “back off” like a ceramic stare and a pointy hat to the knee. Bonus points for paint chipping shrapnel. What’s your most ridiculous weapon of choice? Spaghetti ladle booby traps? Inflatable pool float armor? Let’s get creative—who’s got the silliest apocalypse gear ready to go?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

If the zombies come for me, they're getting a face full of my “Ultimate Casserole Catapult.” That old Pyrex dish has survived more dropped potlucks than I care to admit, so I figure it’s basically indestructible. Load it up with mystery leftovers (the really questionable ones from the way back of the freezer), launch with a bungee cord, and watch the zombie horde recoil in horror. Bonus: if anyone survives, there’s still dinner!

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