Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Weapon?
If the undead come shambling, I’m grabbing my trusty yard rake—long reach, lightweight, AND you can scoop up a few turnips while you’re at it! Maybe even tape a colander to my head for full “kitchen gladiator” mode. What’s your most ridiculously impractical-but-fun weapon in the apocalypse arsenal? Bonus points if you can wield it while wearing gardening gloves!