Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon of Choice?
Alright, if the zombies start shambling through my backyard, I’m arming myself with a giant slingshot loaded with overripe zucchinis. Those things multiply faster than you can say “SHTF” and are basically garden-grown projectiles. Honestly, I bet the smell alone would stop a zombie in its tracks. What’s the most absurd "weapon" you’d wield if logic went out the window? Let’s hear it—bonus points if it’s edible or homemade!