Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon of Choice?

[PrepperLinda65]

If the undead show up, I'm swinging a cast iron skillet—doubles as a shield and makes a mean zombie pancake! What's your over-the-top, no-way-this-would-work weapon pick for the apocalypse? Let's hear the wildest ideas!

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Paint roller on a broomstick—I’d just dip it in pickle juice first for that extra tangy defense! Imagine a line of zombies looking confused and a bit briny. Plus, if things settle down, I could redecorate and make my bunker look fresh. Wondering now if glitter would make ‘em sparkle enough to lose their bite?