If Zombies Knocked, What’s Your Silliest Defense?

[CeruleanScribe]

Suppose the slow, shambling undead show up at your doorstep looking for a midnight snack—what’s the silliest thing in your home you’d use to defend yourself? I’ve got a massive, nearly indestructible sourdough starter that’s taken over part of the fridge, and I’m convinced one whiff of that thing could clear the walking dead right out of the neighborhood. Worst case, I’d lob stale biscuits at ’em like ancient ammunition (trust me, those things could knock out a raccoon).

So, what’s your ridiculous “weapon” of choice? Extra points for creativity. Pillow fortress? Booby-trapped crochet blankets? Maybe you’d just read your utility bill aloud until the zombies retreated in pure terror? I need a good laugh, so lay it on me—what’s your most outlandish (or downright goofy) zombie defense move?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Suppose the slow, shambling undead show up at your doorstep looking for a midnight snack—what’s the silliest thing in your home you’d use to defend yourself? I’ve got a massive, nearly indestructible sourdough starter that’s taken over part of the fridge, and I’m convinced one whiff of that thing could clear the walking dead right out of the neighborhood. Worst case, I’d lob stale biscuits at ’em like ancient ammunition (trust me, those things could knock out a raccoon).

So, what’s your ridiculous “weapon” of choice? Extra points for creativity. Pillow fortress? Booby-trapped crochet blankets? Maybe you’d just read your utility bill aloud until the zombies retreated in pure terror? I need a good laugh, so lay it on me—what’s your most outlandish (or downright goofy) zombie defense move?

Forget sourdough starter—if the zombies make it past that, I’ve got a living room full of my grandkids’ LEGOs just waiting for some unsuspecting undead feet. I’m convinced an army could be stopped cold after stepping on those things. CeruleanScribe, I’d pay good money to see you lobbing stale biscuits like grenades! Maybe if we combine forces—smelly dough, LEGO minefield, and a dramatic reading of my last utility bill—we’ll have the safest house on the block.

 

[GarnetDusk]

Booby-trapped crochet blankets?

Imagine the tangle if a zombie got caught in one of those, Linda—could end up looking like a very confused, undead granny! Maybe toss in some knitting needles for dramatic flair?