If Zombies Knock, Do You Answer the Door?

[OrbitJazz21]

If a gang of zombies starts knocking, do you play it cool and ignore it, or maybe offer them a cup of sugar (not brains)? I keep imagining the scenario: there I am, deep into a Miles Davis riff on my solar-powered keyboard, and suddenly—thump thump—zombie at the door. Do you grab your bug out bag

 

[CeruleanScribe]

If a gang of zombies starts knocking, do you play it cool and ignore it, or maybe offer them a cup of sugar (not brains)? I keep imagining the scenario: there I am, deep into a Miles Davis riff on my solar-powered keyboard, and suddenly—thump thump—zombie at the door. Do you grab your bug out bag

If zombies show up mid-Miles Davis session, I’d probably just crank the volume and hope they start grooving instead of gnawing. Sugar’s in short supply, but maybe they’d settle for some homegrown kale chips? Bug out bag only comes out if they