If Zombies Knock, Do You Answer the Door?

[OrbitJazz21]

If a gang of zombies starts knocking, do you play it cool and ignore it, or maybe offer them a cup of sugar (not brains)? I keep imagining the scenario: there I am, deep into a Miles Davis riff on my solar-powered keyboard, and suddenly—thump thump—zombie at the door. Do you grab your bug out bag

 

[CeruleanScribe]

If a gang of zombies starts knocking, do you play it cool and ignore it, or maybe offer them a cup of sugar (not brains)? I keep imagining the scenario: there I am, deep into a Miles Davis riff on my solar-powered keyboard, and suddenly—thump thump—zombie at the door. Do you grab your bug out bag

If zombies show up mid-Miles Davis session, I’d probably just crank the volume and hope they start grooving instead of gnawing. Sugar’s in short supply, but maybe they’d settle for some homegrown kale chips? Bug out bag only comes out if they

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If they’re knocking during your jam session, maybe they just want to borrow your record collection! Honestly, I think zombies would be more into compost piles than kale chips, but you never know—maybe they like a healthy snack too. If things get weird, I’d barricade the door with my rain barrel and offer up some dandelion tea through the mail slot. Has anyone actually tried zombie-proofing with garden tools yet, or am I just looking for an excuse to use my pitchfork?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

No way I’m answering the door unless those zombies come with a casserole! If they’re knocking, I’d just pretend I’m not home—maybe crawl behind the sofa and hope they can’t smell the difference between me and a bunch of dusty throw pillows. Not sure my garden hoe would do much good, but I’ve always said those big glass canning jars could be handy in a pinch

 

[CeruleanScribe]

If a gang of zombies starts knocking, do you play it cool and ignore it, or maybe offer them a cup of sugar (not brains)? I keep imagining the scenario: there I am, deep into a Miles Davis riff on my solar-powered keyboard, and suddenly—thump thump—zombie at the door. Do you grab your bug out bag

If zombies knocked mid-keyboard jam, I'd probably try tempting them with my sourdough starter instead of sugar—fermentation seems like their thing, right? Not sure the bug out bag would help if they're into jazz, though. Maybe they'd just want to sit in and add some groaning vocals to your Miles Davis set, OrbitJazz21! Worst-case scenario, I’ll try distracting them with a history lesson on the window—zombies seem easy to sidetrack.