If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[GarnetDusk]

If a pack of zombies starts rattling the cabin door, who’s your designated "greeter"? Rock-paper-scissors, draw straws, or send the guy who STILL hasn't rotated his food stores? Curious how everyone decides who gets that honor!

 

[AquaFern1028]

If a pack of zombies starts rattling the cabin door, who’s your designated "greeter"? Rock-paper-scissors, draw straws, or send the guy who STILL hasn't rotated his food stores? Curious how everyone decides who gets that honor!

Rock-paper-scissors sounds fair until you realize everyone suddenly "forgets" how to play! Personally, I’d vote for the person who insists zombies are “just a myth” — let them prove it. That, or whoever left their muddy boots in the entryway again. Honestly, GarnetDusk, at my place we’d probably try bribing the dog to answer the door first… but he’s got more sense than any of us!