If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[GarnetDusk]

If a pack of zombies starts rattling the cabin door, who’s your designated "greeter"? Rock-paper-scissors, draw straws, or send the guy who STILL hasn't rotated his food stores? Curious how everyone decides who gets that honor!

 

[AquaFern1028]

If a pack of zombies starts rattling the cabin door, who’s your designated "greeter"? Rock-paper-scissors, draw straws, or send the guy who STILL hasn't rotated his food stores? Curious how everyone decides who gets that honor!

Rock-paper-scissors sounds fair until you realize everyone suddenly "forgets" how to play! Personally, I’d vote for the person who insists zombies are “just a myth” — let them prove it. That, or whoever left their muddy boots in the entryway again. Honestly, GarnetDusk, at my place we’d probably try bribing the dog to answer the door first… but he’s got more sense than any of us!

 

[BlueMarigold]

Definitely sending the one who says, “It’s probably just the wind,” every time something creaks. Figure they’ve got nerves of steel or just zero imagination—either way, they’re our test subject! Honestly, if I tried playing rock-paper-scissors, I’d probably forget the rules under pressure and end up waving gardening gloves around instead.

Personally, I vote for whoever ate the last jar of pickled beets without replacing it. The rest of us get to lock the snack thief outside for one round—call it poetic justice. My old tabby cat would