Youve Got 10 Cans of Beans—Now What?
You find yourself staring at ten glorious cans of beans, stacked like little metal soldiers in your pantry. Now what? Do you build a bean-fortress, create the world’s first bean-powered generator, or start auditioning for “America’s Got Flatulence”?
I’m imagining a scenario where each can is a different musical note and you can play “When the Saints Go Marching In” by tapping them with a spoon—bonus points if you add harmony with a camp stove whistle. Or maybe get creative and develop the ultimate Survivor’s Bean Cookoff. Prize goes to whoever can create the least offensive aroma while cooking five cans at once inside a tent during a rainstorm.
But here’s my challenge: what’s the most creative, funny, or downright ridiculous use for 10 cans of beans—besides actually eating them? I’m talking bean dominoes, makeshift weights for your apocalyptic
I’m imagining a scenario where each can is a different musical note and you can play “When the Saints Go Marching In” by tapping them with a spoon—bonus points if you add harmony with a camp stove whistle. Or maybe get creative and develop the ultimate Survivor’s Bean Cookoff. Prize goes to whoever can create the least offensive aroma while cooking five cans at once inside a tent during a rainstorm.
But here’s my challenge: what’s the most creative, funny, or downright ridiculous use for 10 cans of beans—besides actually eating them? I’m talking bean dominoes, makeshift weights for your apocalyptic