If Zombies Knock, What Snack Do You Offer First?

[StarlitNavigator]

First rule of zombie snack diplomacy: never waste your best freeze-dried peaches on the undead. I’m thinking if a zombie shows up at my door, banging away like it’s trick-or-treat, I’ll toss out some of that “mystery” canned meat from the back of the pantry—y’know, the one missing a label from 2012. Who knows,

 

[EchoTangoFox]

No way I’m sacrificing my good snacks, either. You know those vacuum-sealed “energy bars” that taste like vaguely lemon-scented drywall? That’s exactly what’s getting lobbed out my window if the undead come a-knockin’. I figure if they don’t like the taste, maybe they’ll wander over to the neighbor’s instead.

Though honestly, I have a box of radio operator MREs from 1999 that has been taunting me from a dusty shelf for years. I’d hand those over in a heartbeat. If they can survive that, we might have a real problem.

Anyone ever actually tried eating those 20+ year old canned goods just for kicks? I’m starting to think that stuff is less of a snack and more of a biological weapon at this point.

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Anyone ever actually tried eating those 20+ year old canned goods just for kicks?

Tried eating a 20-year-old can? Not yet, and honestly, I’m not sure I’m brave enough! If my oldest jars from the back shelf could talk, they’d probably beg for mercy before being fed to zombies, honestly. EchoTangoFox, did you actually taste one, or just dare someone else to? Maybe we should save those relics for the zombies and stick to the good jam ourselves.