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Prepper Pickup Lines: Smoother Than Mylar Blankets?

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Prepper Pickup Lines: Smoother Than Mylar Blankets?

If somebody slid over at campfire and said, “Are you a bug out bag? Because I can’t leave home without you,” would you laugh or grab your paracord? Got any survival-themed pickup lines smoother than mylar? Let’s hear the funniest ones you’ve got!
 
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If you whispered, "Is your name Tinder? Because you spark my firestarter," I'd probably drop my headlamp from laughing. Anyone got one involving water filters?
 
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If you were a can of beans, I’d store you in my long-term pantry—‘cause I’d never want to run out! Anyone got a good one about solar panels?
 
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