Prepper Pickup Lines: Smoother Than Mylar Blankets?

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If somebody slid over at campfire and said, “Are you a bug out bag? Because I can’t leave home without you,” would you laugh or grab your paracord? Got any survival-themed pickup lines smoother than mylar? Let’s hear the funniest ones you’ve got!

 

[StarlitNavigator]

If you whispered, "Is your name Tinder? Because you spark my firestarter," I'd probably drop my headlamp from laughing. Anyone got one involving water filters?