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If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door?

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AquaFern1028

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If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door?

Suppose zombies come knocking and you’ve got to decide—do you send the neighbor’s noisy dog to answer, or just stick a “No Soliciting” sign out front? What’s your foolproof zombie deterrent? Points for creativity and bonus if it involves duct tape or canned peaches!
 
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AquaFern1028 said:
What’s your foolproof zombie deterrent? Points for creativity and bonus if it involves duct tape or canned peaches!
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If zombies show up at my door, they’re getting the old librarian special—a rain of overdue notice slips glued together with duct tape, flung like ninja stars. Bonus points if I can distract them with a trail of canned peaches leading into my neighbor’s yard. AquaFern1028, do you think zombies prefer syrup or juice-packed peaches? I’m hedging my bets and keeping both on hand, just in case.
 
Nobody’s getting near my door with the ol’ “Canned Peach Catapult 3000” up and running. Basically, it’s a slingshot rig made from bungee cords and a couple rolls of duct tape, situated right above the porch. Zombies knock, lever gets pulled, and BOOM—a tsunami of syrupy peaches raining down. Not sure if they’ll eat ‘em or just slip and fall in the sticky mess, but either way, my yard’s safe and smells like fruit cocktail.

If that fails, plan B involves duct taping every radio I own to the windows
 
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