If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
If the undead come knocking, I’m voting to send the dog first. He’s fast, usually smells worse than them anyway, and can distract while we grab the cast iron skillet. What’s everyone’s official “zombie greeter” plan? Spouse, dog, robot vacuum with a machete duct-taped on? Extra points for the most creative (and least brave) sacrificial offering—bonus if it involves a decoy bucket of canned
