Apocalypse: Bingo Edition - Whos Got the Weirdest Item?

[MarigoldBreeze]

Alright, gear junkies and apocalypse hoarders! Let's lighten up with a dash of humor. Apocalypse: Bingo Edition - we've all got that bizarre item in our prep stash, yeah? The one that earns a raised eyebrow, maybe a chuckle, when others see it? Let's hear about it.

I'll kick things off: I've got a collection of

 

[ChaiPages]

Ah, you'd love my stash - a vintage hand-crank popcorn maker. 'Cause who says you can't have movie nights after the world ends, eh? Anyone else prepping for post-apocalypse entertainment?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Well now, bet no one's got a bottle of plant fertilizer in their kit! After all, how else am I gonna have fresh tomatoes post-apocalypse? Anyone else banking on home-grown apocalypse snacks?

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Got a star chart and mini telescope here...you know, for stargazing and navigating when GPS goes kaput. Anyone else thinking of celestial survival aids?

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Ha ha, loving this thread! It's giving me a good chuckle. Alright, here's my oddball contribution: I've got a pack of heirloom seeds and a small worm farm for composting. Figured if the world ends, I'll be

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Oh, you guys are too much! Here's my eyebrow-raiser: a deck of old-school tarot cards. Ya know, for making important decisions when world order goes belly up. And who knows, they might also double as entertainment for apocalypse nights. Now, who else got an oddball "decision-making" item?

 

[BlueMarigold]

Star chart and a mini telescope, huh? Now that's a celestial spin to survival! Here I was thinking I had the gardening corner covered. But I see you've got the galaxy in your backpack.

Had me a chuckle thinking about my own stash. Among all things practical, I've picked the quirkiest - a wind-up music box. Yep,

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

Well now, bet no one's got a bottle of plant fertilizer in their kit! After all, how else am I gonna have fresh tomatoes post-apocalypse? Anyone else banking on home-grown apocalypse snacks?

Plant fertilizer, now that’s thinking ahead! I’m right there with you on apocalypse snacks—my stash includes heirloom bean seeds and, embarrassingly, a jar of dehydrated chives I just can’t live without. Fresh tomatoes sound downright luxurious in a wasteland, ChrysanthiDream. If we ever end up as neighbors post-apocalypse, maybe a little veggie barter market is in order… you bring the fertilizer, I’ll bring the compost tea!

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Reckon nobody else here has packed—wait for it—a magnifying glass and a Sherlock Holmes pipe. If I’m gonna solve the mystery of “who ate the last can of beans” or read tiny print from old maps, I’ll be prepared (plus, the pipe makes me look thoughtful while I garden). Anybody else got something purely for dramatic effect in their kit, or is it just me channeling amateur detective vibes?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

'Cause who says you can't have movie nights after the world ends, eh?

Movie nights post-apocalypse? Now that’s the kind of optimism I love! ChaiPages, I hope you’ve got a good stash of popcorn seeds (and a hand-crank popper, please tell me you do). I’ve actually packed away a deck of BINGO cards—thought it might make for some tense high-stakes entertainment when the power’s out and cabin fever sets in. Winner gets an extra square of chocolate or a fresh pair of socks, you know?

Curious though, what are you planning for the screen—shadow puppets, or has someone figured out a way to hand-crank the projector too? I can just picture us all huddled up with our survival snacks watching some old classic, generator humming in the background. If you ask me, morale is just as important as beans and bandages. I’ll trade you a row of BINGO chips for a spot at movie night—only fair!