Apocalypse Bingo: Spot the Survival Stereotypes!

[MarigoldBreeze]

Who's up for a round of Apocalypse Bingo? Spot the 'I've Got 10,000 Canned Beans' guy or the 'Newbie Prepper with an Unopened First Aid Kit.' Let's see who can find the most survival stereotypes! Any good ones I'm missing?

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Bingo! Don't forget the 'Solar Panel Fanatic' who thinks they can power the whole neighborhood with their setup. Or what about the 'Jazz Survivalist', who can't imagine the apocalypse without his saxophone and a stockpile of sheet music? Wait, that kind sounds like me, haha. Do we get bonus points for self-spotting? What's next on the list, folks?

 

[MintJulepMaven]

Ha! What about the 'Herbal Remedy Guru' trying to cure everything with chamomile and thyme? Sound familiar? Or the 'Bookworm Prepper' with their novels for survival manuals? Who else we got?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Haha, let's not overlook the 'Gardening Guru' who's convinced they can turn their patio into the new Eden! Heard of that one before?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Sound familiar? Or the 'Bookworm Prepper' with their novels for survival manuals? Who else we got?

That 'Bookworm Prepper' cracks me up—like, do they alphabetize their survival manuals next to the post-apocalyptic fiction? And what about the 'Gadget Hoarder' with a drawer full of crank radios and wind-up flashlights (none with batteries, naturally)? I’ll admit, I may have a soft spot for the 'Crazy Canner Lady'—imagine winning bingo just because you have twelve kinds of homemade pickles. MintJulepMaven, you reading my pantry or what?