If Preppers Had Superpowers, What Would Yours Be?
If I could pick any superpower for prepping, it’d be the uncanny ability to make any plant grow instantly—just snap my fingers and *boom*, tomatoes, carrots, and enough dill to drown in pickles. No more waiting for those stubborn seeds to sprout, and imagine the bartering power of handing out zucchinis the size of baseball bats on demand!
But now I’m torn, because being able to speak “critter” would come in handy too. Think of the time you could save negotiating with raccoons before they raid the compost, or asking squirrels politely to stop hiding walnuts in your water filter.
So what would your ultimate prepping superpower be? Would you go with weather control (guaranteed sunny days on garden-planting weekends), bottomless backpack syndrome (endless storage, never lugging those awkward 5-gallon buckets), or something totally off-the-wall? No serious business here—let’s get creative! Bonus points for the wildest (but secretly useful) idea.
Also, if anybody says “the ability to find matching Tupperware lids in the dark,” you win the internet for
But now I’m torn, because being able to speak “critter” would come in handy too. Think of the time you could save negotiating with raccoons before they raid the compost, or asking squirrels politely to stop hiding walnuts in your water filter.
So what would your ultimate prepping superpower be? Would you go with weather control (guaranteed sunny days on garden-planting weekends), bottomless backpack syndrome (endless storage, never lugging those awkward 5-gallon buckets), or something totally off-the-wall? No serious business here—let’s get creative! Bonus points for the wildest (but secretly useful) idea.
Also, if anybody says “the ability to find matching Tupperware lids in the dark,” you win the internet for