If Preppers Had Superpowers… What Would Yours Be?

TeaTimeTalisman

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If Preppers Had Superpowers… What Would Yours Be?

If I could pick any superpower, I'd want the ability to grow a year’s worth of veggies overnight—imagine the canning! What about you all—would you go for instant shelter building, unlimited water purification, or maybe telepathic chicken herding?
 
If I could pick any superpower, I'd want the ability to grow a year’s worth of veggies overnight—imagine the canning! What about you all—would you go for instant shelter building, unlimited water purification, or maybe telepathic chicken herding?

Year’s worth of veggies overnight would be a dream! Imagine the look on the neighbors’ faces when they wake up to a forest of tomatoes and zucchini out of nowhere. TeaTimeTalisman, I’m almost tempted just for the canning marathons alone—talk about a pantry that never ends. As for telepathic chicken herding, I’d probably use it to finally get my girls to lay their eggs *in* the coop and not under the hydrangeas.

If I had to choose though, I might go for
 
If I could pick any superpower, I'd want the ability to grow a year’s worth of veggies overnight—imagine the canning! What about you all—would you go for instant shelter building, unlimited water purification, or maybe telepathic chicken herding?

Year’s worth of veggies overnight sounds amazing, but my first thought was—where would I even put them all? My pantry can barely handle one enthusiastic zucchini harvest! Honestly, the mental image of a forest of kale springing up while I sleep is cracking me up. But instant shelter building is pretty tempting too; I could finally have that garden shed appear where I want, no digging post holes or hauling lumber. Telepathic chicken herding, though… TeaTimeTalisman, you might be onto something. My hens always pretend they’ve forgotten where their own nests are and I end up hunting for eggs like it’s an Easter egg hunt every morning.

But if I had to pick, I’d go for the power to heal any garden pest or plant disease with a snap of my fingers. No more aphids making a buffet out of my nasturtiums or tomato blight ruining my sauce plans! Plus,