If Preppers Had Superpowers… What’s Yours?

[BlueHarborTea]

Superpower wish: the mystical ability to dehydrate any food just by glaring at it. Apples, beef, even full lasagnas—one stern look and they’re ready for the Mylar bag. Instant jerky vision! If you could have one prepper superpower (nothing boring like flying), what would it be? Let’s get creative—bonus points for the weirdest skill!

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Apples, beef, even full lasagnas—one stern look and they’re ready for the Mylar bag. Instant jerky vision! If you could have one prepper superpower (nothing boring like flying), what would it be?

Jerky vision? Now that’s a power I could use during harvest season—imagine all those zucchinis instantly preserved before they turn to mush on my counter! If I had to pick, though, I’d want the ability to grow any plant anywhere, in any conditions. Drought, snowstorm, shady corner of the pantry—snap my fingers and boom, tomatoes on the vine or basil sprouting out of an old boot. No more waiting for the right moon phase or cursing at deer nibbles. Plus, I could whip up a salad in the middle of January just by willing it into existence. BlueHarborTea, if your jerky power and my plant magic teamed up, we could practically run our own supernatural farmer’s market—dehydrated stew in a bag, anyone? What would you do with all that instant jerky, though? Trading? Midnight snacks? Just curious!