If Squirrels Ran Society: Prepping Gone Nuts!

[OrbitJazz21]

Imagine if squirrels were suddenly calling the shots: bugging in means you're hoarding acorns, bugging out involves leaping from branch to branch, and anyone caught without a fluffy tail is clearly unprepared. Would squirrel leaders have us storing pine cones in the basement for winter energy? What would be

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Imagine if squirrels were suddenly calling the shots: bugging in means you're hoarding acorns, bugging out involves leaping from branch to branch, and anyone caught without a fluffy tail is clearly unprepared. Would squirrel leaders have us storing pine cones in the basement for winter energy? What would be

If squirrels ran things, we'd probably all have impressive stashes of snacks hidden away—acorns, seeds, whatever fits in our cheek pouches! I do wonder, OrbitJazz21, how they'd handle garden-raiding; maybe the neighborhood would be one giant nut orchard with zero tomatoes left for us. Pine cones in the basement sound like the perfect backup plan for any “nut-mergency,”