If Squirrels Ran the Apocalypse: What Would Change?

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Imagine if squirrels took over after doomsday—nut caches everywhere, mandatory tail-fluffing drills, and tree climbing as the official mode of transport! Would we all have to camouflage in brown and grey or risk being pelted with acorns? I’m picturing barter markets trading pinecones instead of silver or gold. What kind of squirrel-approved survival skills would we need to brush up on? Share your best (or funniest) squirrelpocalypse strategies!

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

If squirrels ran the show, we'd probably all have to practice our nut-foraging and learn the ancient art of zig-zag running to dodge their acorn artillery. Forget gold—your best bet is a stash of hazelnuts and maybe a convincing tail attachment for blending in. I bet gardening would turn into covert ops to hide your sunflower seeds from “Big Squirrel.” Anyone else worried about the rise of pinecone taxes?