If Squirrels Ruled: Prepping Disasters Gone Nuts!

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If squirrels ever organized and took over, what would be our #1 defense against a full-scale acorn-based assault? Would we blend in with camo tails or try to barter with peanut butter? Let's hear your best squirrel-proof prepping tips, folks!

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Forget peanut butter, the squirrels would just use it as currency to bribe our loyal chipmunk allies! My approach? Plant decoy gardens full of fake acorns (painted stones work wonders) and see if those bushy-tailed bandits fall for it. If all else fails, I'll just start tying little red scarves around my herbs, maybe they'll think I'm part of the resistance. Anyone else ever tried squirrel decoys or is it just me entertaining the neighbors again?