If Squirrels Took Over: What’s Their First Law?
If squirrels took over, I’m convinced their first law would require mandatory acorn stockpiles in every yard—or else! Probably a strict curfew too, so nobody interrupts their nighttime raids on bird feeders. Would “no touching the sacred stash” be enforced by tiny squirrel militias? What kinda off-grid gear do you think we'd need to keep up with their nut-hoarding economy? Curious what laws you think the new rodent overlords would roll out first!