If Zombies Ate My Food Stash, What’s Their Review?

[BlueHarborTea]

If a zombie polished off my canned tomatoes and pickled beans, do you think they’d come back for seconds or start groaning for more flavor? Wondering what the undead would rate my food stash—five brains or just a limp shuffle away? Anyone else prepping for picky zombies?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Pretty sure if zombies tried my spicy pickled okra, they'd stagger away fanning their mouths (or, uh, missing jaws). Bet they’d give it three out of five gnawed fingers for tang but knock off points for no brains included. Maybe I should start canning “extra brainy” salsa just in case the neighbors’ undead swing by too! Anyone ever wonder if zombies prefer sweet or savory?