If Zombies Attack, What’s Your Silly Weapon of Choice?
If the undead come shambling up my driveway, I’m grabbing my trusty garden hoe—swinging with the fury of someone who just spotted slugs in the lettuce patch! Bonus: doubles as a tool for zombie “planting” when I’m done. What totally impractical (but hilarious) weapon would you pick? Nerf bat? Bag of stale sourdough ends? Let’s hear your silliest zombie-fighting tools!