If Zombies Attack, What’s Your Silly Weapon of Choice?

[ChamomileCraze]

If the undead come shambling up my driveway, I’m grabbing my trusty garden hoe—swinging with the fury of someone who just spotted slugs in the lettuce patch! Bonus: doubles as a tool for zombie “planting” when I’m done. What totally impractical (but hilarious) weapon would you pick? Nerf bat? Bag of stale sourdough ends? Let’s hear your silliest zombie-fighting tools!

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Duct tape nunchucks, no question. Mostly because the idea of zombies trying to slog their way through swinging sticky rolls and getting themselves all tangled up cracks me up. Bonus points if they pick up old trumpet mouthpieces or piano keys while they’re stuck. Anybody else think zombies would trip over a long patch of banana peels, or is that just me?