If Zombies Attack, Which Snack Do You Sacrifice First?
Twinkies or trail mix? That’s the real million dollar question if you’re barricaded in the pantry while zombies groan outside. I’m staring at my stash and realizing something’s gotta go if I’ve got to run for it – or if I have to make a snack offering to distract a particularly food-motivated zombie.
My gut says sacrifice the kale chips, but what if I develop a sudden craving for something green halfway through the apocalypse? On the other hand, marshmallows might work to lure the sugar-zombie crowd away from the back door. Or maybe chuck out the stale granola bars—they’re practically inedible anyway. (After all, shouldn’t the undead have to suffer through those, not me?)
So… what’s the first snack from your bug-out bag that gets tossed to the walkers? Is there a snack you’d defend with your last can of bear spray? Any weird combos you’re secretly hoping the zombies eat so nobody knows you bought them? Let’s hear your snack sacrifices and zombie snack-trap strategies!
My gut says sacrifice the kale chips, but what if I develop a sudden craving for something green halfway through the apocalypse? On the other hand, marshmallows might work to lure the sugar-zombie crowd away from the back door. Or maybe chuck out the stale granola bars—they’re practically inedible anyway. (After all, shouldn’t the undead have to suffer through those, not me?)
So… what’s the first snack from your bug-out bag that gets tossed to the walkers? Is there a snack you’d defend with your last can of bear spray? Any weird combos you’re secretly hoping the zombies eat so nobody knows you bought them? Let’s hear your snack sacrifices and zombie snack-trap strategies!