If Zombies Came, What Would You Name Your Bunker?

[ChamomileCraze]

First thing’s first—if we’re gonna outlast the undead, we need an address for our humble abodes, right? I’m thinking “The Thyme Capsule” for mine (herbs, puns, and apocalypse all in one). What about you all? Would you go for something intimidating, like “Fort NoBite,” or take the cozy route—maybe “Zombie-Free Zone

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

Going with “The Compost Crypt”—because if the zombies don’t get recycled, my food scraps will! Adds a little eco-friendly twist to the apocalypse. I can already picture the sign out front: “Brains Not On The Menu.” Anyone got ideas for a welcome mat slogan?