If Zombies Came, Which Prepper Would They Eat First?
Let’s be honest, when the zombies show up, which one of us gets chomped first? My money’s on the guy who brings his Go Bag but forgets his sneakers—can’t outrun a snail, much less a shuffler! Or maybe the one who stops to inventory their seed vault while the undead are knocking. Curious which “mistake” you think spells doom first, or is it just whoever tries to microwave their MREs? Let’s hear your funniest guess!