If Zombies Came, Which Prepper Would They Eat First?

[MarigoldBreeze]

Let’s be honest, when the zombies show up, which one of us gets chomped first? My money’s on the guy who brings his Go Bag but forgets his sneakers—can’t outrun a snail, much less a shuffler! Or maybe the one who stops to inventory their seed vault while the undead are knocking. Curious which “mistake” you think spells doom first, or is it just whoever tries to microwave their MREs? Let’s hear your funniest guess!

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Definitely the one who insists on saving their sourdough starter at all costs—that jar’s not going to do you much good when you’re running for your life! I can just picture someone cradling their yeast like it’s the family jewels while zombies turn up at the door. Or maybe it’s the person who gets so caught up debating the merits of freeze-dried vs. dehydrated meals that they don’t notice the moaning outside.

Let’s be honest