If Zombies Could Yelp: Apocalypse Restaurant Reviews!

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Picture it: The zombie apocalypse, but instead of rating fancy restaurants, the undead are leaving "bone to pick" reviews on our survival kitchens. Imagine a Yelp for zombies—what would they say about your bug-out cuisine?

"Three stars. The brains were a little too well-done, but the ambiance (barbed wire and solar lanterns) really set the mood."

"Disappointed. Host served me beans and rice with a side of canned peaches. Where’s the gray matter?! Not coming back."

I had a good laugh thinking about

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

“Two gnawed thumbs up for the root cellar! Aged beans, chewy jerky, and a delightful hint of despair—perfect for slow zombies. Any undead want my Dandelion Salad recipe?”